Kate Middleton is in Germany with the fam, doing what royals do — hanging out and getting their pictures taken.
Kate and Wills left the kids at the hotel today and struck out on their own for an afternoon of sightseeing and photo ops. They visited a stem cell research lab, where Kate looked into a microscope. Will stood behind her, looking stoic and adding a certain gravitas to the situation.
Will and Kate both wore lab coats, but Kate really wore the shit out of hers. #LabCoatSlay.
Outside the lab, Kate waved to something high in the air. A bird perhaps? German birds love Kate Middleton. That’s a fact.
Will and Kate also visited an outdoor market where they learned how to make pretzels. Kate wore an apron to protect her custom Jenny Packham dress but Will was too cool for an apron. Or whatever. The point is, Kate wore an apron and Will didn’t. Feel how you want to about that.
They looked at cakes too. That’s always fun.
Some dude in a cheap ginger wig and an old-timey costume made Kate laugh her face off.
There were serious moments too though.
Then Will and Kate made candy! This time neither of them wore an apron, although they did wear gloves. Even Will.
At some point, Kate held a yellow flower.
Will was there too.
They changed clothes and stood on a bridge for some pictures. Kate smiled and Will did that awkward scrunchy thing with his face.
They also coxswained a boat race.
Here’s Kate in her boat, probably saying something like, “Stroke, stroke, come on, you maggots, put your backs into it!”
Will’s team won the race, but Kate’s outfit was the real winner, so Will and Kate both got medals. Medals for everyone!
So, yeah. That’s about it. Scroll down to get the look. Or don’t. The choice is yours. Just look into your heart and do what feels right.
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